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Sale! Deranged Assistant [2X2 – 45]
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- $5.00
Rarity: C#: 45Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature Human WizardP: 1T: 1Rules Text Contains: T, Mill a card: Add C.Flavor: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop bein
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- Rarity: C
- #: 45
- Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature Human Wizard
- P: 1
- T: 1
- Rules Text Contains: T, Mill a card: Add C.
- Flavor: “Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn’t stop being so rude, I’m quitting.”
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